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{"type":"standard","title":"Scott Colley","displaytitle":"Scott Colley","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q615504","titles":{"canonical":"Scott_Colley","normalized":"Scott Colley","display":"Scott Colley"},"pageid":15773855,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Scotttable.jpg/330px-Scotttable.jpg","width":320,"height":243},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Scotttable.jpg","width":2997,"height":2279},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284917838","tid":"58e8d583-161d-11f0-b288-eec813eb2cc1","timestamp":"2025-04-10T15:06:15Z","description":"American jazz double bassist and composer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Colley","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Colley?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Colley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scott_Colley"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Colley","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Scott_Colley","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Colley?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scott_Colley"}},"extract":"Scott Colley is an American jazz double bassist and composer. As of 2024, he has been nominated for 4 Grammy Awards, including Best Jazz Instrumental Album for Guided Tour in 2014 and Still Dreaming in 2019. Throughout his career, he has toured, recorded, and played with musicians such as Herbie Hancock, Jim Hall, Carmen McRae, Chris Potter, Julian Lage, Brian Blade, and Pat Metheny.","extract_html":"
Scott Colley is an American jazz double bassist and composer. As of 2024, he has been nominated for 4 Grammy Awards, including Best Jazz Instrumental Album for Guided Tour in 2014 and Still Dreaming in 2019. Throughout his career, he has toured, recorded, and played with musicians such as Herbie Hancock, Jim Hall, Carmen McRae, Chris Potter, Julian Lage, Brian Blade, and Pat Metheny.
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