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{"type":"standard","title":"North Carolina tornado outbreak of April 2014","displaytitle":"North Carolina tornado outbreak of April 2014","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16983232","titles":{"canonical":"North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014","normalized":"North Carolina tornado outbreak of April 2014","display":"North Carolina tornado outbreak of April 2014"},"pageid":42757873,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/April_2014_North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_map.png/330px-April_2014_North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_map.png","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/April_2014_North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_map.png","width":766,"height":575},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289217334","tid":"723f460f-2b07-11f0-9a13-dda257a76010","timestamp":"2025-05-07T05:52:23Z","description":"Weather event in the United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:North_Carolina_tornado_outbreak_of_April_2014"}},"extract":"On April 25, 2014, a localized tornado outbreak struck North Carolina, resulting in the first tornado-related fatality during that year in the United States. The event marked the latest formation of the first EF3 or stronger tornado during a calendar year and latest date for the first tornadic death.","extract_html":"
On April 25, 2014, a localized tornado outbreak struck North Carolina, resulting in the first tornado-related fatality during that year in the United States. The event marked the latest formation of the first EF3 or stronger tornado during a calendar year and latest date for the first tornadic death.
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